Apple

Apple was created by Bill Gates Steve Jobs. The only things they sell are iPods, iMacs, iPhones, iPads, iShits, iBoxes, iPCs, iCameras, iDawgs, iHells, and iPunchInTheDicks. Of course everything they sell is between $100 and $1,000 (Buy a damn Alienware already!) Their Apple Store is home of loitering teens and nerds.